Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, It caught fire, How will you escape? Sardar: it’s very simple, I will stop my imagination.

Sardar lost his cheque book. Bank: be careful, anyone can put your sign. Sardar: I am not a fool, I have already signed al the cheque.

Two sardar brothers appear for the exam 1st writes father's name as daljit singh 2nd writes manjit singh teacher what's this? sardar: otherwise you told we copied.

A sardar gave his mobile to his friend and said; please send a sms to my girl friend, because my hand writing is very bad.

Sardar essay on Indian cow: He is the cow. He has got four legs together. Two are forward and two afterwards. Its gives milk which comes from 4 taps attached to thee basement. Its motion is very useful, green color. It has tail situated in the backyard and has hair on it to frighten flies. Many use it as vehicle also.

A house was on the fire with 25 people inside. A sadar went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out but he was jailed. Why? because all 6 were firemen.

Sardar received a text message from his girl friend: I Miss you. Sardar replied I Mr. you.

When sardar wife died he changed his name to sardar B.A.(Bachelor again). he got married again. guess his new name sardar MA(married again).

Sardar removing two wheels from his car. Man: why are you removing wheels from your car? Sardar: you stupid see the board, parking for two wheeler only.

Sardar went to exam. Question paper in yes or no type sardar tosses coin for head he writes yes and for tail no. he finished exam in 10 minutes. Sardar again tosses the coin. Supervisor asked what you are doing. Sardar told I am checking the answer.

A sardar photographer focusing a dead body, suddenly all relatives started beating him. Do know why. Because he said, smile please.

A sardar looking at an ice cube in sunlight for one hour someone ask him what are you doing? Sardar replied: I am checking that from where it’s leaking.

Sardar went for an interview the question was... man-when is your birthday? sadar-jan 11th man-which year sadar-what nonsence,every year.

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Two sardar looking at Egyptian mummy Sardar1: look so many bandages, its accident case. Sardar2: yes lorry number also written see B.C-1760.

Sardar1: Laughing behind sardar2 at ATM. Ha ha ha. I have seen your password. Sardar2: what is it? Sardar1: its 4 star (****). Sardar2: you are wrong, its 1234.

A Sardar watching star movies, suddenly got up and searched the whole house finally sat down scratching his head. Wife: why are you doing like this? Sardar: there is a secret camera in our home, else how will the TV guy say correctly that you are watching star movies.

A famous sardar declaration to media: I will never marry in my life and I will give same advice to my children also.

Sardar: Last night I saw an English movie. It had no scenes or sound. Friend: what is the name of the movie? Sardar: no disc.

Sardar traveled in a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket, he gave rs.10 and took the ticket and shouted April fool, I have bus pass.